Geoff, [letter to Bekahboo's Geoff]
Ich muß Ihnen erklären, daß Rebekah traurig ist. Muß Geoff tut etwas, es zu stoppen. Wassersäugetiere können ausgebildet werden, um Bomben zu den Schiffen anzubringen. Rebekah beschwert sich. Ich kann nicht mehr nehmen. Ich erwarte das Problem, vorher morgen gelöst zu werden
Rebekah, these the last steps of polishing before as makes perfect.
This here to click.
Use these to çût & pâstè à é ê ë î ï ô ü ù
I have to tell you that Rebekah is sad. You must do some thing about it. Aquatic mammals can be trained to attach bombs to ships. She is complaining. I can't take it any more. I expect the problem to be solved by tomorrow.
Ich muß Ihnen erklären, daß Rebekah traurig ist. Sie müssen irgendeine Sache über sie tun. Wassersäugetiere können ausgebildet werden, um Bomben zu den Schiffen anzubringen. Sie beschwert sich. Ich kann nicht sie irgendwie nehmen mehr. Ich erwarte das Problem, bis morgen gelöst zu werden.
I must explain to you that Rebekah is sad. They must do any thing over it. Water mammals can be trained, in order to attach bombs as the ships. It weights. I cannot take somehow it to more. I expect the problem until tomorrow to be solve.
Fixed it up a bit:
I have to tell you that Rebekah is sad. Geof must do something about it. Aquatic mammals can be trained to attach bombs to ships.
Rebekah is complaining. I can't take any more. I expect the problem to be solved by tomorrow.
Ich muß Ihnen erklären, daß Rebekah traurig ist. Muß Geof tut etwas über es. Wassersäugetiere können ausgebildet werden, um Bomben zu den Schiffen anzubringen. Rebekah beschwert sich. Ich kann nicht mehr irgendwie nehmen. Ich erwarte das Problem, bis morgen gelöst zu werden.
Back to English:
I must explain to you that Rebekah is sad. Must Geof does something over it. Water mammals can be trained, in order to attach bombs as the ships. Rebekah weights. I can take no longer somehow. I expect the problem until tomorrow to be solve.
Fix it up a bit more:
I have to tell you that Rebekah is sad. Geof must do something to stop it. Aquatic mammals can be trained to attach bombs to ships.
Rebekah is complaining. I can't take more. I expect the problem to be solved before tomorrow
To German & this is what I sent:
Ich muß Ihnen erklären, daß Rebekah traurig ist. Muß Geof tut etwas, es zu stoppen. Wassersäugetiere können ausgebildet werden, um Bomben zu den Schiffen anzubringen. Rebekah beschwert sich. Ich kann nicht mehr nehmen. Ich erwarte das Problem, vorher morgen gelöst zu werden
Back to English:
I must explain to you that Rebekah is sad. Must Geof does something to stop it. Water mammals can be trained, in order to attach bombs as the ships. Rebekah weights. I cannot take no more. I expect the problem, to be solve beforehand tomorrow
it's day number two and i haven't wrecked once. see! we're at the library in bardstown. i met some people in lawrenceburg who know elisha. we
went to a church to call the police after we spotted a gun in the ditch. we stayed at the church a while before riding on. there were nice people
there. i should've kept the gun. it was a cute little handgun. we slept behind a silo last night. sunblock makes a person feel yucky. if you
see ma and pa, tell them to come get me!
tell everyone hello.
we just now changed time zones. that's just as good as getting to arkansas in my book. we're in munfordville, ky. last night we stayed in an
abandoned firehouse. it happened like this, we were at the abe lincoln birthplace park when all these volunteer firemen came up doing a drill to
find a missing kid. they didn't know it was a drill, but geoff and i did cause we were talking to the coordinator earlier. this was in
hodgenville. so we went into the woods with the s&r guys and gals and their puppies. they were all stressed, and we just had to act like we
didn't know what was happening. we looked for the kid too! it was bad; they planted his shorts by a tree so the dogs could get the scent, so all
the people thought the kid was getting raped or something. anyway, we hitched a ride into beautiful magnolia with the firemen, and they let us
stay in the old firehouse. everybody is so nice. they told us about the distillery fire. it's a shame we missed it. when kerri and i went there
a couple of months ago they told us about the risk for fire. oh well. we're going to try to get to bowling green. it's been tiring because of
the wind, but it's beautiful today. it rained last night, but we were sleeping comfortably in the firehouse. not really; it was awful.
tell everyone hello.
ps there are cows everywhere, but not a junebug in sight so far!
From: "e w" <email@example.com>
Subject: Re: eliot says...
Date: Wed, 10 May 2000 01:27:27 GMT
on the road, gonzo teague, gun & all, any cows? you just missed the wild turkey wiskey fire on route 62, keep the rubber side down (tires)
it's raining on you now just looked at the weather
i've been in arkansas for a few days. i'm having a good time. pa stopped to help some guy with a broken down truck the other day, and guess who
it was. TOMMY COLLINS. that's right. pa told tommy to come visit me, and tommy said he would. we'll see. i have to come up with something good
to get him to leave his wife. hmmmmm....
geoff left yesterday hitchhiking to los angeles. he called last night from oklahoma city, so he's making pretty good time. he should get there in
just a few days. he doesn't have much sense, but i'm trying not to worry about him. it is his life, i guess. he's getting rides on 18 wheelers.
he wrote me an email from one. it's kind of exciting, and part of me wishes i'd gone with him.
audrey and i went swimming at the geriatric swimming pool. ed would love it. everyone there has fake hips and blue hair. i'm going camping at
the buffalo river this weekend. and i'll be 25 saturday. i'm old, but maybe if i drink enough beer i'll forget. beeeeeerrrrrrr. spaceman never
came home, but skeeter has calmed down a lot. i want to steal my brother's cat, doolie. he looks like a model, but he'll need to be fileted. he
tries to run off. cain't have that.
tell everyone hello. tell lethe i'll be available to continue my employment on june 16. at least, i think that's the date. i'm flying to maine
on the sixth. i got real cheap tickets from little rock and flying back to lexington. i'm going to try to go to nova scotia while i'm up there.
there's a ferry. friday nights in halifax, the town meets to drink beer, and they throw all their bottles in the street for the street sweepers.
it's officially sanctioned good times for all.
qu'est ce que c'est passe? i'm starting to feel like an arkansan. all arkansans want is to be somewhere else thinking it will be better. half of
me knows it's no better, but the other half is sure that it must be. i've been downloading a lot of music off napster. it kicks ass. people in
arkansas wear shirts advertising arkansas. i went and bought one today. i'm having conflicts of personality. i saw tommy collins the other day.
he looks much the same. he and his wife of seven years just had a baby. it's funny to see tommy as a father. he said the bills settled him down
though, not his wife. i'm going to try to get a picture of him so you can see his full glory. tell everyone hello for me. i'll be back in just a
couple of weeks. and then soon after that i'll be homeless. so much to look forward to! maybe you should start getting that doghouse ready for
i'm in portland. it's fun and neat. tina and i have gone to the rocky beach twice.
will you please tell lethe to schedule me beginning the 16th. or do i need to call her?
tina steve and i went climbing around on roofs downtown last night. it was fun. i'm a tourist, but i get to go to tina's house, and i don't have
to eat lobster.
tell everyone hello and that i tasted seaweed right off the beach. blech.
i'm leaving this afternoon. i think it will be fun. i've been sleeping in a loft built in a closet while i've been here. it's kind of like
living in a treehouse, but hotter. junebug did fine on the trip here. she just went from lap to lap. now she loves my parents' house. they live
in the woods. i'll be in the bay area from the second to the sixth. i'm hoping it will be fun. tell everyone hello for me. alan's not being
i'm in berkeley and in love. i stayed in oakland the first night here and last night i stayed with dad. it's nice to have a break from all the
drinking. joscelyn and alyssa and louisa and i all went into san francisco via bart yesterday. i got to see seals! they were right out in public
like it was normal. i started squealing. seals are too cute to even think about. we also went to china town to eat. and we hung around in the
mission district. i may move here. it's so beautiful. it would be fun if you were here too, then you could tell me some dumb stories. berkeley
is very pretty, but i guess you know that. i'm having fun.
talk to you soon,
From: "e w" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2000 22:48:20 GMT
I have recieved your email and will respond soon
If I don't write me or kick me
Mon, 11 Sep 2000 15:51:21 GMT
i've moved to little rock for the time being and am living with my friend megan.
anyway, i'm writing to tell you that saturday night i went to this bar called vino's. my arkansas eliot was there, so i sat beside him making
googly eyes. then he drove me and some others to a party at a tattoo parlor. i sat next to him there too, because i love him, you see. anyway,
his girlfriend kept seeing me next to him, and when he was taking us all home, his girlfriend sat in the back of the truck with us. when alan and
i got to alan's house and were getting out of the truck, the girlfried tried to kiss alan on the mouth! that's what little rock is like. you
gotta kick some ass.
louis, the arkansas eliot, calls lighter fluid jet fuel! he made a picture frame the other day. what does it feel like to be replaced? i'm
i start my new job today. i'm going to be working at a pizza place with my brother and sister in law and a bunch of my friends. my brother,
jonathan not jeffrey, is training me today. we'll see if i can quit laughing. i doubt it.
i'm having fun.
the walls in my room are pink. tell ed.
SO WHAT'S THIS ABOUT THE EXCLAMATION POINT?!!
ALL CAPS = YELLING IS THINK
TIME FOR WORK I'M LATE BYE
>From: "r" <email@example.com>
, 13 Sep 2000 20:12:05 GMT
>you're a wierdo. i not
Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2000 20:12:05 GMT
you're a wierdo. i noticed in your wierdo message that you used capital letters. if you would refrain from capitalizing, you would use the shift
key considerably less.
i slept in the closet loft with alan last night. when he peed in his sleep, the pee simply rolled off the loft in a waterfall action. it made a
relaxing sound and helped me to sleep more peacefully. but now dogs are sniffing my shoes because some of the pee landed on them.
i never capitalize, and i rarely use the shift key. people who use colons and semi-colons are nerds. don't waste your time thinking about what
nerds do! be cool! it comes so naturally for you.
i made a bunch of pizzas the other day. it was fun. and better yet, i get to make pizzas for myself. my new job involves a lot of sitting
around. (and free pizza) it kicks ass!
it's good to use exclamation points. it's my favorite!
you will always be my first and primary eliot.
all my love,
From: "e w" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2000 00:56:36 GMT
Rebekah, What do you think do people use more the semicolon(;) or the colon(:) more? why is the colon on top? I don't like to use the shift
key if I don't have to.
There is also the question of the question mark and the slash. Don't you ask more questions then write fraction? 1/100 of the time it's used
as a slash. Not only that, the slash is above the #8 key on the num pad. The =+ key. . .ahh it's all wrong.
End of news from Kentucky.
So, it's good to here all's well on your end. Don't let eliot usurp me.
Date: Oct 2000 16:23:38 GMT
i'm writing to inform ya'll that i now have a new address and phone number. the address is:
100000 n. Main st.
little rock, ar 777777
and my digits are
in spite of everything being good, everything sucks too! i just now got a new job that sounds like it will be heaps of fun. it's a job at kabf,
the local community radio station, through the vista program. that means after a year of "service" they'll pay my loans off. i can't wait for
that since being free of debt will free me to finally move to wales. if anyone knows any cute welshmen who want to get hitched to an amotivational
type, let me know. my job involves recording kids reading books and then producing a radio program from their efforts. fun! the government is
flying me to oklahoma next week. and i'll have insurance. health and life. i named ma, pa, jeffrey and jonathan equal beneficiaries of anything
i've got coming.
unfortunately, i'm going to have to quit my pizza industry job. i will miss all my co-workers but not as much as i'll miss being evil to the snobs
in the heights.
i'll spare everyone the horrid details of my personal life. that information would make you gag!
please remember that i love you all!
ate: Wed, 01 Nov 2000 23:42:29 GMT
last night for halloween i went to a bar where they were having a big thing. but who cares about that. when i got there i found my arkansas
eliot, lewis, was wearing a costume that matched mine perfectly. we were both snake handlers, you know, the religious kind. if only you could've
seen us together. we were beautiful, like the last two wholesome people on earth. it was just a coincidence too. i think lewis and i are
destined to be together! maybe we'll move to kentucky and start up a church. lewis payed $20 for his snake, however. mine was a gift from my
things are looking up here. my new radio job averages about $50/hour for the amount of work i do. i'm getting payed, and i've worked only three
hours so far. it's crazy. i feel like i'm cheating the government, but i can't be bothered. i'll be working more later too as things pick up.
my partner, joel, and i are planning on travelling the whole state to do our recordings. we'd like to get kids from the delta and also some of the
hispanic kids in southwestern arkansas. i called some museums today to get free tickets. i love jobs with access. and i'll also get to learn how
to use radio equipment as we produce a show for saturdays. it's fun.
my personal life (that means love and lust etc.) has reached a nice stasis for now. it's still a mess because i'm a fickle hearted slut-bag, but i
just have so much love to give. alan quit hating me. well, he quit pretending like he hated me. we went to see the texas chainsaw massacre the
other day. and sometimes he looks at me and says, "what are we doing?" i say, "just relax." i'm as terrible as ever, but pa predicted when i was
a girl-child that i would be a heartbreaker.
i got a letter from tina. she's doing pretty well i think. ed says brooke and ellen are in drugsville. that's too bad. especially for ellen.
oh well. drugsville has an exit as well as an entrance.
i just did yoga, so i'm feeling energized.
i got a car. it's fun.
i'm trying to get off the donuts. it's hard.
tell elisha hi.
i miss you still. maybe i can come visit in my motor car soon.
ate: Mon, 27 Nov 2000 18:25:00 -0000
why don't you ever say anything besides some short silly something? it's very frustrating. here i am, alone in the world pouring my heart out,
and i get nothing back from you. no support! titanic was on the television last night. i thought of you even though i didn't see the part where
leo died. i remember how you love that scene. things are wierd as usual here. i'm not sure i like it, but i'm trying to stay stong and
perservere even though my instinct tells me to run. jeffrey complains everytime we get a bill. it's terrible. i told him to move into the woods
if he wants to freeze to death. i'll get some nice sensible roommates somewhere. got a letter from tina. she's doing a okay. oh well. what's
short silly nothings! i could make up for quality /w quantity?
>why don't you ever say anything besides some short silly something?
From: "e" <email@example.com>
Date: Thu, 23 Nov 2000 17:27:34 -0000
save the turkeys!
Date: Tue, 28 Nov 2000 15:52:58 -0000
yes eliot, even though you don't understand, since you're writing has no quality, i would be more satisfied with more quantity. anyone could write
the nonsense you send me, so try to prove you really are eliot by writing more in your conversational style. i know you're wierd, but give it a
go. how about you answer some questions? how is elisha? i have a dress i think she might like. maybe i'll send it up there. how is sqecial and
the people associated with it? have you fixed up my doghouse yet? when are you coming to visit? yes, you can come during christmas. that should
be fun for you as my whole family will be here as well as brian and adam and mitchell, the man i fornicated with. adam moved to oregon, but he's
flying down i think. i didn't work for the two weeks before thanksgiving, but i got paid anyway. my job is amazingly badass. we're working now
though. we're going to the delta in two weeks, and s.western ark. the week before that. hopefully we'll meet some smart kids. i got a car, but i
made my brother, jonathan, take it. i was driving too much. i prefer my bicycle. brian said it's cold there. is that true? did i tell you my
arkansas eliot called me a "brainiac?" he did. that means he thinks i'm a nerd. see how easy it is to just fill some space with crap. and don't
you feel loved that i took the time to do it? i'll see you when you get here. i'm going to go home now and wait on you.
yes eliot, even though you don't understand, since you're writing
has no quality, [?] i would be more satisfied with more quantity.
anyone could write the nonsense you send me, so try to prove you
really are eliot [remember when you made out with chris prophet. do i need say more?] by writing more in your conversational style. i
know you're w i e r d, but give it a go. how about you answer some
questions? how is elisha? [we broke up]
i have a dress i think she might like. maybe i'll send it up there. how is sqecial and the people associated with it?
[all is well, ed lethe brooke & a bunch of newbies] have you fixed up my doghouse yet? [5 * motel now] when are
you coming to visit? [in 5 minutes] yes, you can come during christmas. that should be fun for you as my whole family will be here as well as brian and adam and mitchell, the man i fornicated with. adam moved to oregon, but he's flying down i think. i didn't work for the two weeks before thanksgiving, but i got paid anyway. my job is
amazingly badass. we're working now though. we're going to the
delta in two weeks, and s.western ark. the week before that.
hopefully we'll meet some smart kids. i got a car, but i made my
brother, jonathan, take it. i was driving too much. i prefer my
bicycle. brian said it's cold there. is that true? did i tell you
my arkansas eliot called me a "brainiac?" [nerd] he did. that means he thinks i'm a nerd. see how easy it is to just fill some space with
crap. [poop] and don't you feel loved that i took the time to do it? [love] i'll see you when you get here. i'm going to go home now and wait on you. [i'm there]
Date: Tue, 28 Nov 2000 15:56:19 -0000
tina's mad at ralphy for even trying, but she doesn't know that gore and bush are both just different sides of the same evil. at least ralphy
wouldn't stage a conference call to sway the public's opinion. i don't think ralphy would stage anything. is he worse because he's not an actor?
i think in this weird political situation, it should be like a beauty pageant and they should get the third runner up. RALPHIEEEEE!!!!!!!! and i
will be your gracious and charming first lady. we'll get you a government job. director of hot babes!
From: "e" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Tue, 28 Nov 2000 14:45:19 -0000
my world is upside-down
I voted 4 nader & I bought the "gore & bush make me wanna ralph" t-shirts, want one? large or XL? what made me go nader was the death pentelty & wto. i was thinking that if nader took away enough votes from the demo's they would have to step a little to the left of bush next time. just watch 2004.
>tina's mad at ralphy for even trying,...
Nov 30, 2000
hey I can't find markham. what's markham? or who's markham. speaking of ham my mother served ham at t-day.
ate: Wed, 29 Nov 2000 15:36:52 -0000
hey eliot, when i got back across the street to my house you weren't there. i don't know if you got lost or what. if you're walking around little
rock looking for me, go down markham towards university, turn right on university, right on h street then right on buchanan. it's the first house
on your right across the street from the fletcher library. i'm in the library right now, but jeffrey is home if you want to go ahead and go in.
make yourself at home.
i watched charlie rose last night. it was a good program. there was some ethicist/philosopher guy from australia. he professes at princeton
now. charlie asked him how he found american politics and society. charlie suggested that we might be called center right. the guy said he
thought there was no center about it. to him center means basic things like universal healthcare and social security. i think most americans take
for granted that this country is whatever they want it to be. sadly that's true. we settle for so little by letting our figureheads sell out to
whomever is paying the most. i hope you're right about 2004. we have constant change, but i think a rewriting might be nice about now. maybe the
economy will collapse. that could do it. people need to get real mad and see how much we have to regret. money makes people wierd.
mr. rogers went to a dairy on his show yesterday. he went in the cooler and breathed out so he could show us the fog. i love mr. rogers. the mr.
rogers annual sweater drive is going on right now. if you send me that cashmere sweater (the pretty brown one) i'll put it in the donation box for
you. for real!
thankyou for taking the time and effort to correspond with me. i'll see you in a few minutes as i reckon you're at my house by now.
Date: Sun, 03 Dec 2000 18:28:34 -000
I think i found your house and i tried to get in the kitchen window as per your specifications, but i was met by someone (kristen?) who tossed house-hold chemicals in my face as i was trying to enter the aforementioned window. now i don't know where i am, as i can't see all that well, chemicals in my eyes you know. i'm at some hospital for the criminaly blind. i won't talk to them until i can talk to someone from the teague enclave. brail typewriters are hard to use. the dots don't even look like the letters.
. .. .
. . .
>all right eliot. markham is the street running...
ll right eliot. markham is the street running in front of the capitol. take markham going away from downtown towards university. do you still
have the directions? i hope so. you have my phone number. you could've called, but i guess you don't know how to use a phone do you. oh well.
i'm at ma and pa's house in conway right now, but you can go ahead and go to my house. go in the kitchen window if you need to. my roommate,
kristin, might be there too. she's nice. my room's upstairs. you can put your stuff there.
From: "e" <email@example.com>
Date: Sun, 03 Dec 2000 03:17:27 -0000
i'm still lost and it's cold out now
Subject: cold, chilly, frio, frosty, frigidair, nippy, icy, artic, hypothermiated
Date: Mon, 18 Dec 2000
NEWS FROM THE FRONT STOP
IT'S COLD STOP RATIONS SUCK SEND MORE TOBACCO AND CHOCOLATE STOP THE SOAP WAS A NICE THOUGHT BUT WE HAVE NO WATER STOP I AM CAMPING IN A ROOM IN AN OLD BRICK BUILDING THATS FALLING APART STOP I DODGED BULLETS TO GET FIREWOOD AND ITS ALMOST 50 DEG IN THIS ROOM THE WARMEST IN WEEKS STOP ITS BELOW ZERO OUTSIDE NOW STOP SAY HI TO EVERYONE FOR ME STOP END
Subject: Re: cold, chilly, frio, frosty, frigidair, nippy, icy, artic, hypothermiated
Date: Mon, 18 Dec 2000 17:28:25 -0000
you think you have problems. alan stayed up all night tooting blow with nub, and mitchell got back in town yesterday. he's mad at me. i'd like
some cheesecake too, but i have no appetite. i'm so tired of love, but i'm a lover. i think the blow's going to be a blessing. i can't love a
cokehead. maybe they should both go to a bar and talk about what a scag i am. then i can move on and move away. that might be nice. i'm at work
right now. everyone in arkansas is a flake. and not snowy, just flaky. i went ice skating yesterday for the first time in my life. that was
do you have electricity? there was an icestorm here that put the power out all around. we had electricity at my house so people came to stay with
us. that was fun. we ate biscuits and gravy everyday. i like food, but love has taken my appetite as i mentioned earlier. i have to go and make
some phone calls now.
you should come visit me. it's warm at my house. and you can watch the soap opera.
Would you be needing my ice-skates? I hear it's a bit of weather that's not fit for foul.
Everythings warm, sunny and find here.
The last email I was writing while Ed was on the phone.
[Read the notes below]
>hey eloit or ed, i can't tell who wrote that email, but it was in a
>language i could [did you mean: couldn'd?] understand. it was written as if it were written
>by an idiot-savant. lot's of boos and wierd words.[Ed calls you Boo]
>merry xerxes ya'll. i'm at ma and pa's house. we're planning on
>getting iced in for a week. i'm going to have to give all my orders
>from my bed. "get my tiara!" "bring my cat" "i want some rolls."
>it's okay though. junebug is stuck in little rock, and i miss her.
>i'll have to act extra bitchy because i'm sad.
>maybe kerri will bring me a cheesecake. she has a big truck and big
>breasts.[Big trucks, oooh, big ass trucks!!]
>alan and i are a happy couple again. all my man troubles are solved
>for now. that's the best christmas gift, a steady source of sexual
>tell everyone to just hold on to my gifts. i'll try to come get
>wishing you all good lovin'
>>From: "e" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
>>Date: Mon, 25 Dec 2000 00:12:32 -0000
>> Merry Xristos or X-mas which rather looks better on a sale sign.
>>Ed says "I love Boo. you're my favorite Boo."
>>what's a Boo? If you're his fav Boo he has others?
Subject: Re: !
Date: Thu, 28 Dec 2000 04:26:13 -0000
i was fortunate enough to make sure i got iced in at my parents' before things got bad. they do have electricity. since christmas all we've done
is eat and watch movies. it's heavenly. my house in little rock had the electric line ripped off by a limb. that will probably take a few days
to fix as i have to get the landlord get an electrician to do it. i'm going back to little rock tomorrow since the roads are clearing up. i'll be
staying at alan's or with my brother. it's really not too bad for me. but for a couple of hundred thousand other arkansans, we'll they're cold
and in the dark. but i have two puppies here and my darling skeeter. i have to go back to junebug though. i'm sure she's missing me. but i
don't really miss anything. i think i might move back in with ma and pa and let them feed me eternally. you can join me if you'd like. we eat
fried okra and biscuits a lot. that's an infinite yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
From: "e" <email@example.com>
Date: Thu, 28 Dec 2000 04:10:47 -0000
do you have electric power? are you frozen?
From: "e" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Thu, 28 Dec 2000 03:46:14 -0000
i'm eating a cheesecake
Date: Thu, 28 Dec 2000 04:27:06 -0000
Subject: Fwd: about to divide the trio
Date: Thu, 28 Dec 2000 04:35:29 -000
here's an email i thought you might be interested in. it's from kerri regarding cheesecakes and other things. see, she bought three cheesecakes
to bring to an estrofest, but her boyfriend kept her from coming, so now she has the cheesecakes, and she's stuck out in bfe on terrible roads, and
she can't bring it to me. maybe i can get her to deliver it to me in little rock once the weather's nice again.
did i tell you i went iceskating? it made me think of you because i know how you love to ice skate. i fell four times and it hurt only once when
i somehow managed to fall directly on my ass.
badass just came in the room to watch me. i bet she wants some more food. we've included her in our feasting.
we're having a huge crazy new year's party here. there will be a fire and fire works and bedlam. you should try to come. oh, if i stay at alan's
house, i will be the 15th person there. you have to step over the sleeping freaks. it's kind of fun. but i'll be sleeping in the loft in his
closet/bedroom. funnnnn! i wish you were having fun. but you're not because you're in kentucky were everything is normal. even the alcoholics
there are lame. come on eliot, get with it. i'll see you in a few days when you get here.
From: "Lynn" <lynn@?.com>
To: "r" <email@example.com>
Subject: about to divide the trio
Date: Tue, 26 Dec 2000 15:45:37 -0600
I almost broke down and ate one of the cheesecakes...I was feeling PMSy, I guess? "moody" or "depressed," choose one. I don't want Brian's
telephone number. he's funny, but I'm sure he needs some time to develop his psychosis before I talk to him again. he was the second person in
that test I took that you sent me--you know...the one you would like to be with but couldn't for whatever reason? David was the first one. I
sent him that test also. I was the first person and his wife was the second one. he doesn't know who led zeppelin are...it's so cute being
almost a decade older than the person I love...I can see how I was. he also has pretty good stories for being so young. well, I've got a
cheesecake and video game with my name on them...don't worry--one's got "Audrey" on it and the other's got "rebekah" on it!!! the roads are
complete shit out here...be careful. say "hello" to gwar for me. lurve ya.
purrs and hisses,
End of 2000